Whoah! Busted a gut reading this one.
"My fact sheet was headlined crude oil in grand canyon national park. It had a nice picture of the Grand Canyon on it. I was going to be Matthew Taibbi, Government Relations adviser for Dosko, a fictional Russian firm representing various energy interests, including a fictional oil company called PerDuNefteGaz that wanted to drill for oil in the Grand Canyon. My friend ratified the plan as the perfect lobbyist's pitch: shady foreign company seeking to violate, with a long metal phallus, America's most sacred natural landmark. I'd be welcomed with open arms, he said."
Want more?
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/story/9519839/how_to_be_a_lobbyist_without_trying
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Sorry the url doesn't link. Blogger doesn't like Mac.
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