Affected: Drunk Spring Skiers
Conditions: Wear the dumbest shit you can find, get drunk, ski like you're twelve and do a 35 foot belly slide into the bar with your tongue out and beads around your neck.
Next, stretch it out, and flex, and pose and flex and pose and flex.
Next week: Pond scimming at the bottom of sunrise bowl. Oh you bet yo biscuits there'll be photos. Also soon to come: Warren Miller style video. Wait for it! Wait for it!
2 comments:
Leather boots? Long flat straight skis?
Not quite that retro. More like powdersuits and pompoms.
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