Saturday, February 25, 2006

Two Tips...........

Never pet a burning dog and always use your e-brake!


Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Mikey Town U.S.A.

If Mikey ruled the world, there would only be government workers, broken down Centurians, Home Depot, no smoking restaurants and (last but not least) men's figure skating on T.V. 24-7. It would be perfect. Can I get a GOD DAMN?!?!?

On another note, here is our new bathroom. For those of you who know my husband, you can understand why it is best for our marriage to have two separate bathrooms.

Apparently there is some bet as to whether Mr. C would be able to drop the kids off at the pool before March 1st. All I have to say to that is PAY UP, Josh, Philly and Brian! It is February 22nd and as soon as we hang the door, the new toilet (maximum flusher on the market) is going to brown-town.

Saturday, February 18, 2006

DENIED AGAIN

How I love this time of year. Just yesterday the temperature dropped to 26 degrees below zero and my wife and I received our annual denial letters. Yes, that is right...No Selway love. My 4 rivers lottery luck has been 100%. I've been denied five years in a row. Hell, I have never drawn a permit from a lottery. Probably because the ass-monkey outfitters and George W are plotting against me and want to keep the middle class man down. Anyone have any luck?